MORNING WOOD

$WOOD · ROBINHOOD CHAIN · LIVE

WAKE UP.
CHOOSE
WOOD.

A morning ritual for Robinhood Chain.
Five pools. One rocket-powered log.

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Two dogs. Zero flight hours. Excessive thrust.

A rocket-powered log marked WOOD carries a cartoon space crew and two dogs toward Mars.
GOOD MORNING, DEGENS.↑ WOOD TO MARSEST. BEFORE COFFEE

COMMUNITY SUPPLIES / TAKE WHAT YOU NEED

GOOD MORNING.
BAD IDEAS.

Download. Caption. Pass the wood.
Mission Control cannot be held responsible for your group chat.

ENTER THE MEME SHED ↗7 cards · rocket GIF · video · original artwork

NEW / FIVE ANIMATED FLIGHT LOGS

THE DOGS HAVE A SERIES.

They still do not have qualifications.

WATCH THE FIVE SHORTS ↗

01 / THE MORNING BRIEFING

SOME TOKENS HAVE
A ROADMAP.
WE HAVE A LOG.

We woke up, strapped rockets to a piece of wood, and pointed it at Mars.

Morning Wood is a meme token live on par. Five trading pairs. One deeply unserious space program.

Mars is the joke. Returns are not a promise.

Flight status: waiting for coffee.

02 / THE FLIGHT MANIFEST · LAUNCH SETTINGS

FIVE POOLS.
ONE BIG WOOD.

01 / THE CREW

Morning people.
Questionable judgment.

A meme community with a daily gm habit and a wildly overpowered log.

02 / THE MARKETS

Five boarding gates.
Same WOOD.

Five trading pairs for the same token. Pairing does not mean stock ownership or company backing.

03 / THE FEES

A holder fee route.
No promised paycheck.

The launch directs its creator fee share to eligible holders. Trading, liquidity and eligible balances affect payouts.

Read the fee details ↓

BONER · INU · AI · HIMS · SPCX

Five markets, each seeded with 20% of the initial supply at launch.

Initial fixed supply
1 BILLION
Initial supply split across pools
5 × 20%
2% tax entirely to holders + 1% base
3% FEE

FEE ROUTE / TO HOLDERS

SHARE THE MORNING WOOD.

The launch setting sends the entire 2% creator tax to holders through the holder vault—not to a creator fee wallet.

3% total pool fee = 2% tax to holders + 0.5% base-fee share to holders + 0.5% to the protocol. That’s a 2.5% holder allocation under the selected fee split. PAR’s live token page confirms the 3% fee and holder routing.

PAR describes hourly, balance-weighted payouts in the assets collected: quote assets from buys and $WOOD from sells. Small payouts may carry over. Amounts depend on trading and the locked position’s share of pool liquidity; they are not guaranteed.

The holder vault cannot return the recipient role to the creator. PAR separately documents a protocol-owner recipient-change power with a three-day notice. Read PAR’s fee and control details ↗

WE HAVE LIFTOFF / CREATOR DISCLOSURE

I BUILT THE LOG. I GOT ON.

Creator launch buy: about 4.21% of initial supply. No creator-token lock announced. Creator holdings can receive distributions. WOOD can lose all its value.

Read the creator disclosure, risks & launch receipts

Personal conviction. Questionable spacecraft.

I aimed for 4.20%. The rocket landed at about 4.21%. Apparently even the decimal wanted a little more WOOD. I built a rocket-powered log; precision parking was never on the checklist.

That’s my own money and my own conviction. You get to make your own call. The successful launch-and-buy transaction sent 0.062 ETH and received approximately 42.11 million WOOD, about 4.21% of the initial 1 billion supply. Network transaction fee: 0.00018208384389 ETH. These are launch figures, not a live balance.

No creator-token lock or vesting commitment has been announced. A launch liquidity lock does not lock tokens bought by the creator.

Yes, my WOOD gets a seat at the table.

A creator wallet holding WOOD can receive holder distributions too. Its share depends on eligible holder balances, not total supply. Pool balances are excluded, so roughly 4.21% of total supply could represent a much larger share of eligible holdings early on.

The rocket has flames. It also has risks.

The launch form flags BONER, INU and AI as unvetted. Quote-token controls and reference-price changes can affect these markets. PAR says its contracts are unaudited. Fees and rewards are not guaranteed income; WOOD can lose all its value.

Review PAR’s documented mechanics and risks ↗

These are separate trading pools, not a fund or a claim on the paired companies. Pair names do not imply endorsement.

Official WOOD contract · Robinhood Chain
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Trade WOOD on PAR ↗. Meme tokens can lose all their value.

FIRST FLIGHT / READ BEFORE BOARDING

GOGGLES OPTIONAL.
CHECKING THE ADDRESS ISN’T.

  1. Find the right log.

    Open the official WOOD page on PAR. Match the full contract below before connecting a wallet.

  2. Check your flight conditions.

    Use a compatible wallet on Robinhood Chain. Check PAR’s current funding instructions and keep ETH on that network for gas. This is an onchain trade; this page is not a Robinhood brokerage listing.

  3. Read the quote. Then decide.

    Review the amount received, fees, price impact and slippage in PAR. Only approve and confirm a transaction you understand. You can join the jokes without buying anything.

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VIEW WOOD ON PAR ↗Read PAR’s docs ↗

03 / NO SPACE EXPERIENCE REQUIRED

COME FOR THE WOOD.
STAY FOR THE CHAOS.

Bring a caption. Name a dog. Say gm.
No wallet required to have a terrible idea.

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